The Bitch Mafia
A Certifiable yet Distinguished Group of Writers whose goal it is to take over the world. Nicely, of course.
The Grand Moobah- Jenna Leigh
Oh how to describe Jenn?
Jenna is many people at once. In fact it might be useful to think of her as one of the many armed Deities. Each hand holding something sacred to her; chocy, coffee, ciggies, the bubba keg, a book and, of course her computer so she may keep in touch with her minions. Always hilarious, frequently terrifying and occasionally sweet; Jenna is a terrific person to have as a friend and a writing partner.
Diva of the Dawn
Our resident fashionista, on top of all the trends and wickedly-well-turned-out. Though her origins are murky and mysterious, shes the one we all turn to when we need to dress our peeps as fashionably as possible. This Diva also has a wickedly accurate sense of humor and is a master of the art of snark. Plus she has great shoes!
The Enforcer- J Morgan
Much like a Bond villain, J. is the most mysterious of all the Mafia. Seldom seen in person, J pops up when it is least expected and bludgeons one with J's particular brand of humor and zaniness. Have a care, no one is safe from J's wicked typing finger, nothing is taboo.
Kiwi Kitta- Sharelle Scott
The youngest of the Mafia but unequivocally the most evil, Sharelle resides in New Zealand with her army of wetas and her henchcat Nelly. Though not yet published (most likely due to her preference for procrastination) We expect great things from our evil Kitta in the very near future.
